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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I’d smack you but shit splatters!

There are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet
If you tell someone you like people, they can’t resist liking you back
He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words….
The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private

Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I’m looking forward to regretting this
‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us…

He’s lookin so fine, he’s gonna be mine
I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain’t my fault I’m better than you
Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
Im like a parking ticket, I have ‘FINE’ written all over me!
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
If you think I’m a bitch, you should see my mom
Take my advice…I don’t need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
If you want breakfast in bed…sleep in your kitchen!
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day… coincidence? I think not!
Your village just called… they want their idiot back!
Save Water, Drink Beer
God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.
Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
If Barbie is soo popular…how come you have to buy her friends?
I’m Blonde…what’s your excuse?

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Competitoon Is Nada…There Aint Nobody Hotta!
Computers: A Really Hot One…Oops…My Fault…That’s My Reflection!
Computers: Hmm…Well, It Freezes Up On me, it Plays Games With Me And I Can Turn It On With A Push Of A Button…Yeah Pretty Much Call It A Guy!
Condoms Arn’t Completely Safe…A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus!
Curiosity Killed The Cat But The Monkey Gets Away With Murder!
Cross Your Heart And Hope To Die, That Clothes And Make Up, Boys And Lies Forever Dare Til The End Definition Of A True Best Friend!
Cross Your Heart And Hope To Die, I’ll Kiss A Boy And Make Him Cry!
Cry Your Heart Out, Let It All Go Cause Remember After Every Tear Comes A Rainbow!

Cancel My Subscription…I’m Over Your Issues
Candy Canes Are Yummy And Lollipops Are Good, My Baby Loves Me Just Like He Should!
Candy Is Sweet And So Is Pie but No One Is As Sweet As I!
Candy Is Sweet But My Kisses Are Better!
Cant Nobody Whup me Except My Mommy!
CAUTION: I’m Having A Blonde Moment. Please Speak Slowly And Use Small Words
CAUTION: Im Mental, Communicate Wit me At Your Own Risk!
Cheerleaders Are Angles Cause Were The Only Humans Who Can Fly!
Cheerleaders Are the Best Because We can Fly, Jump. Flip And We Can Kick Off The Pests!
Children In The Dark Causes Accident And Accident In The Dark Causes Children!
Chillin’ At The Holiday Inn

Surgeon General Warning, Flirting With Me May Lead To Extreme Infatuation And In Some Cases Unbelieveable Pleasure!
Called Each Other Names, But We Never Noticed Our Frendship Went Down In Flames, I Didn’t Know What Was Going On, Next Thing I Knew, You Were Gone!
Can I Borrow Your Library Card Because I Wanna Check You Out!
Can I Get Directions To Your Heart, Im Kinda Lost In Your Eyes!
Can I Go Thru Your Clsoet, I Need A Halloween Costume!
Can I Have Your Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For Christmas?
Can I Take A Hike Down Your Happy Trail
You Can Make More Friends In Two Months By Becoming Interested In People Than In Two Years By Truing To Get People Interested in You!

Surgeon General Warning, Flirting With Me May Lead To Extreme Infatuation And In Some Cases Unbelieveable Pleasure!
Called Each Other Names, But We Never Noticed Our Frendship Went Down In Flames, I Didn’t Know What Was Going On, Next Thing I Knew, You Were Gone!
Can I Borrow Your Library Card Because I Wanna Check You Out!
Can I Get Directions To Your Heart, Im Kinda Lost In Your Eyes!
Can I Go Thru Your Clsoet, I Need A Halloween Costume!
Can I Have Your Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For Christmas?
Can I Take A Hike Down Your Happy Trail
You Can Make More Friends In Two Months By Becoming Interested In People Than In Two Years By Truing To Get People

Spiteful Words Hurt Your Feelings But Silence Breaks Your Heart!
Stand Up For What You Feel Is Right Even If You Are Standing Alone!
Star Light, Star Bright, Where The Heck Is Mr. Right?
Stoners Live And Stoners Die, But In The End We All Get High So IF At First You Don’t Suceed Fuck The Worls And Smoke Some Weed!
Stop Honking Your Horn, Stop Calling My Name I Aint Falling For Your Game!
Stop Looking At Me That Way, Your Scaring Me!
Strutin’ Out Stuff, Shaking Out Booties, Me And My Girls Are Little Cuties!
Success Come Before Work…Only In The Dictionary!
Sugar Is Sweet But It Rots Your Teeth, The Ocean Is Calming Til It Sucks Your Beneath I Thought You Loved Me But You Too Hurt Me!

Spiteful Words Hurt Your Feelings But Silence Breaks Your Heart!
Stand Up For What You Feel Is Right Even If You Are Standing Alone!
Star Light, Star Bright, Where The Heck Is Mr. Right?
Stoners Live And Stoners Die, But In The End We All Get High So IF At First You Don’t Suceed Fuck The Worls And Smoke Some Weed!
Stop Honking Your Horn, Stop Calling My Name I Aint Falling For Your Game!
Stop Looking At Me That Way, Your Scaring Me!
Strutin’ Out Stuff, Shaking Out Booties, Me And My Girls Are Little Cuties!
Success Come Before Work…Only In The Dictionary!
Sugar Is Sweet But It Rots Your Teeth, The Ocean Is Calming Til It Sucks Your Beneath I Thought You Loved Me But You Too Hurt Me!

Twas The Night Before Christmas When All Through The House, Everybody Was Stoned Even The Mouse!
Two Words Guy Hate…Don’t And Stop Unless You Put Them Together!
Sometimes I Think Im So Romantic I Could Marry Myself!
Sometimes I Wish I Was A Little Kid Again, Skinned Knees Are Easier To Fix Than Broken Heats!
Sometimes You Have To Honk Your Own Horn Cause If You Don’t…No One Will!
Sometimes Your Mind Doesen’t Want You To Be In Love…But Deep Down You Know You Are!
Sorry, Can You Repeat That…Im Having A Blond Moment!
Sorry, You Looked Cute From Far Away!

True Friends Are Like Stars Sometimes You Can’t See Them But You Always Know Their There!
True Friends Are Loving, True Friends Care, And At The End The True Friends Are Always There!
True Friends Like Diamonds Are Precious And Tate, False Friends Like Autumn Leafs Are Found Everywhere!
True Love Are Like Ghosts…Everyone Talks About Them But Only A Few Have Seen…
True Love Cannot Be Found Where IT Doesen’t Exist Nor Can It Be Hidden Where It Does!
True Love Don’t Have A Happy Ending, True Love Don’t Have No Ending!
True Love Will Never Be Explained…That’s How I Know Im In Love!
Trying To Be Popular Isnt Being True To Yourself But It Just Comes Naturally To Me And My Girls!

To Catch Me You Gotta Be Fast, To Find Me You Gotta Be Smart, But To Be Me…Damn You Must Be Kidding!
To Say That You Can Love One Person All Your Life, Is Like Saying That One Candle Will Continue To Burn For As Long As You Live!
To The World Your Just One Person But To One Person You Could Mean The World!
Today Is Not My Day Cause The Sun Just Won’t Shine My Way!
Tomorrow Is A New Day…I Know I Can Make It Thru!
Tonight I’ll Ask The Stars Above How Will I Ever Win Your Love What Do I Do? What Do I Say? To Turn Your Angel Eyes My Way?
Touch Me, Tease Me, Come On Baby Please Me!
Treat Me Like An Angel And I’ll Be Your Little Devil!

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