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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I’d smack you but shit splatters!

There are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet
If you tell someone you like people, they can’t resist liking you back
He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words….
The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private

Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I’m looking forward to regretting this
‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us…

No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me.
I’m better than normal, I’m abnormal!
By the time you read this, you’ve already read it.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it a hundred times.
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain’t my fault i’m better than you.
Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can’t remember
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy

He’s lookin so fine, he’s gonna be mine
I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain’t my fault I’m better than you
Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
Im like a parking ticket, I have ‘FINE’ written all over me!
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
If you think I’m a bitch, you should see my mom
Take my advice…I don’t need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
If you want breakfast in bed…sleep in your kitchen!
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day… coincidence? I think not!
Your village just called… they want their idiot back!
Save Water, Drink Beer
God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.
Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
If Barbie is soo popular…how come you have to buy her friends?
I’m Blonde…what’s your excuse?

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Surgeon General Warning, Flirting With Me May Lead To Extreme Infatuation And In Some Cases Unbelieveable Pleasure!
Called Each Other Names, But We Never Noticed Our Frendship Went Down In Flames, I Didn’t Know What Was Going On, Next Thing I Knew, You Were Gone!
Can I Borrow Your Library Card Because I Wanna Check You Out!
Can I Get Directions To Your Heart, Im Kinda Lost In Your Eyes!
Can I Go Thru Your Clsoet, I Need A Halloween Costume!
Can I Have Your Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For Christmas?
Can I Take A Hike Down Your Happy Trail
You Can Make More Friends In Two Months By Becoming Interested In People Than In Two Years By Truing To Get People

Spiteful Words Hurt Your Feelings But Silence Breaks Your Heart!
Stand Up For What You Feel Is Right Even If You Are Standing Alone!
Star Light, Star Bright, Where The Heck Is Mr. Right?
Stoners Live And Stoners Die, But In The End We All Get High So IF At First You Don’t Suceed Fuck The Worls And Smoke Some Weed!
Stop Honking Your Horn, Stop Calling My Name I Aint Falling For Your Game!
Stop Looking At Me That Way, Your Scaring Me!
Strutin’ Out Stuff, Shaking Out Booties, Me And My Girls Are Little Cuties!
Success Come Before Work…Only In The Dictionary!
Sugar Is Sweet But It Rots Your Teeth, The Ocean Is Calming Til It Sucks Your Beneath I Thought You Loved Me But You Too Hurt Me!

When You Need Me, I’ll Lie For You…You Know This Girl Right Here Would Die For You!
When Your Ex Gets Over You In A Bling You Know It Was Right To Dump Him And Say Buh Bye!
Wo Wo Wo Wo The Police Are Coming Cause Your So Stupid!
Women Driver…No Survivor!
Would You Catch Me If I Fall Would You Even Notice Me At All?
X And O’s Diamonds And Toes This Little Cutie Has Brand Name Clothes!

When It Hurts To Look Back And Your Scared To Look Ahead…Look Beside You…I’ll Be There!
When Life Gives You Hot Guys…Dates Them!
When One Door Closes, Another Opens…Sometimes We Spend So Much Time Looking At The Closed Ones We Don’t See The Ones That Oppened!
When Times Get Hard…All I Do Is Close My Eyes And Think Of You!
When You Fall Into Love Be Prepared For The Other Person To Fall Out…Most Relationship Don’t Last A Lifetime!
When You Finally Find The Perfect Guy You Think To Yourself Why Isnt He Taken?
When You Judge Others You Don’t Define Them You Define Yourself!

What’s The Difference Between Boy Soccer And Girl’s Soccer?…Oh Yeah…Girls Make It Look Better!
What’s Your Name? Or Don’t Angels Have Name?
When A Girl Loves A Guy The Sweetest Thing In The World Is To Hear Him Admit He Treasures Her!
When A Man Steals Your Wife There Is No Better Revange Than To Let Him Keep Her!
When God Made Me He Was Just Showing Off!
When I Die…I Wanna Be Bured Upside Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass!
When I Walk Into A Room All The Guys Look In My Direction…But Can I Blame Them Im Pure Perfection!
When I Was Younger I Played With Toys Now That Im Older I Play With Boys!
When Im Not In My Right Mind, My Left Mind Gets Pretty Crowded!
When In Love Be Fair And Honest Even When It Hurts!

Let the World Roll Along…I’ll Catch Up Later
Let them Notice You, Not You Notice Them!
Roses Are Red And Violets Are Blue, Just Give It Up Cause You Won’t Get Me In Bed!
Roses are Red, Leaves are Green, Kiss My Ass ’cause I’m the Queen!
Roses are Red, Lemons are Sour, Open Your Legs and I’ll Show You Some Power
Roses are Red, Violets are Black, If You don’t Love me, Then I’ll Give You a Smack!
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue but You make Me See All Kinds of Colour
What Lies Before Us And What Lies Behind Us Are Tiny Matters To What Lies Between Us!
What You See Is Never What You Get!
What You See Is What You Get So Drool On, Dream On, Move On!
What You See Is What You Get So Make Your Move You Wont Regret!
Whats Starts With An F And Ends With A UCK?…Fire Truck!

Last Night I Dreamed I Ate a Giant Marshmallow….When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone!
Last Night I Hugged My Pillow and Dreamed of You…I wish that Someday I’d Dream About My Pillow and I’d be Hugging You!
Last Night I Looked Up at the Stars and Matched Each One With a Reason Why I Love You I Was Doing Great, But then I Ran Out of Stars!
Last Night I was Laying in my Bed Looking up a the Stars When I realised…Where the Fuck is my Ceiling!
Learn The Rules…Then Break Them…
Let Me Sit On Your Lap and We Can Talk About the First Thing That Pops Up!

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to
I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
I’m better than normal, I’m abnormal!
Only little boys and old men sneer at love.

When pain can’t bless, heaven quits us in despair.
Love fails, only when we fail to love.
Where there is great love there are always miracles.
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart…
You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.
For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
A wounded heart can with difficulty be cured.
When god made me, he was just showin off!
Caution: I’m mental! communicate with me at ur own risk!
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.

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Do you wish people to think well of you? Don’t speak well of yourself.
Life isn’t weird: it’s just the people in it.
How much of human life is lost in waiting
We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Quick guys get tired; big guys don’t shrink.
Pain is no longer pain when it is past.
A man of pleasure is a man of pains.

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