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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I’d smack you but shit splatters!

There are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet
If you tell someone you like people, they can’t resist liking you back
He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words….
The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private

Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I’m looking forward to regretting this
‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us…

He’s lookin so fine, he’s gonna be mine
I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain’t my fault I’m better than you
Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
Im like a parking ticket, I have ‘FINE’ written all over me!
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
If you think I’m a bitch, you should see my mom
Take my advice…I don’t need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
If you want breakfast in bed…sleep in your kitchen!
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day… coincidence? I think not!
Your village just called… they want their idiot back!
Save Water, Drink Beer
God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.
Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
If Barbie is soo popular…how come you have to buy her friends?
I’m Blonde…what’s your excuse?

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Surgeon General Warning, Flirting With Me May Lead To Extreme Infatuation And In Some Cases Unbelieveable Pleasure!
Called Each Other Names, But We Never Noticed Our Frendship Went Down In Flames, I Didn’t Know What Was Going On, Next Thing I Knew, You Were Gone!
Can I Borrow Your Library Card Because I Wanna Check You Out!
Can I Get Directions To Your Heart, Im Kinda Lost In Your Eyes!
Can I Go Thru Your Clsoet, I Need A Halloween Costume!
Can I Have Your Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For Christmas?
Can I Take A Hike Down Your Happy Trail
You Can Make More Friends In Two Months By Becoming Interested In People Than In Two Years By Truing To Get People

Spiteful Words Hurt Your Feelings But Silence Breaks Your Heart!
Stand Up For What You Feel Is Right Even If You Are Standing Alone!
Star Light, Star Bright, Where The Heck Is Mr. Right?
Stoners Live And Stoners Die, But In The End We All Get High So IF At First You Don’t Suceed Fuck The Worls And Smoke Some Weed!
Stop Honking Your Horn, Stop Calling My Name I Aint Falling For Your Game!
Stop Looking At Me That Way, Your Scaring Me!
Strutin’ Out Stuff, Shaking Out Booties, Me And My Girls Are Little Cuties!
Success Come Before Work…Only In The Dictionary!
Sugar Is Sweet But It Rots Your Teeth, The Ocean Is Calming Til It Sucks Your Beneath I Thought You Loved Me But You Too Hurt Me!

Got To Go…Love Ya Tough!
Grab A Knife Take You Life, So Pay The Toll And Achieve Your Goals To Be Free Is All I Want To Be!
Guess Who I Saw Today?…Everyone I Looked At!
Guys Act Like Dicks To Make Up For What They Don’t Have!
Guys Are Just Here To Mess With Our Heads And Screw Us Over

God Made Elks, God Made Deers, God Made NSYNC A Bunch Of Queers!
God Made Men A Penis And A Brain, But Not Enough Blood To Supply To Run Both At Once!
God Made Mountains, God Made Trees, God Made (Name), But We All Make Mistakes!
God Made Mud, God Made Dirt, God Made Guys So Girls Could Flirt!
God Made The Land, God Made The Sea, God Needed A Princess So He Made Me!
God Made The Wind Blow, God Made The Sun Shine, But How The Hell Did He Make You So Fine!
God Make Coke, God Made Pepsi God Made Some Girls Way To Sexy!
Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That’s Why You Don’t See Me Too Often!
Good Made Man First…Woman Was Just An Afterthought!

Give Me This, Give Me That, I Guess Im A Spoiled Brat Buy Me Rubys, Buy Me Pearl, I Love Being Daddy’s Little Girl!
Give Me, Give Me, Give Me The Time Of My Life…Show Me, Show Me, Show Me What Loving Is Like, Give Me, Give Me, Give me The Time Of My Life, So Right, So Right, And Then PPOOUUFF!…I Am Yours!
Go Ahead Cry A River And I Will Build You A Bridge To Get Over It!
Go Away…I Have Enough Friends All Ready!
Go Find A Straw Because You Suck!
Go Get A Life…But Don’t Go Where (Name) Went It Was A Rip Off!
God Created Men First, Cause You Always Make A Rough Drafy Before The Masterpiece!
God Made Beer, God Made Wine, God Made My Man So Damn Fine!
God Made Butter, God Made Cheese, God Made Me For You To Please!

Girls Are So Complexe, They Confuse Themselves!
Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!
Girls Don’t Flaunt It Cause I Don’t Want It!
Girls Go To College To Get More Knowledge, Boys Go To Jupiter To Get Stupider!
Girls Your Kinda Like Vitamin C, Because You Make My Bone Get Hard!
Give A Mouse A Cookie, He’ll Want A Glass Of Milk!
Give Me A Kiss, Give Me The World, Give Me Your Love And I’ll Be Your Girl. Give Me A Smile, Give Me Your Time, Give Me Your Love And I’ll Give You Mine!
Give Me A Vodka On The Rocks…Hold The Vodka, Im A Designated Driver…Hum…Give Me A Glass Of Ice And That’d Be Nice!

Geeks Are Like Dog’s…They’ll Drool All Over You!
Geez…Today Was A Total Waste Of Makeup!
Girl, I Got More Games Than A Playstation!
Girls Are Better Than Boys, We All Know It, Boys Try To Hard, But Still Don’t Show It!
Girls Are Like Fireworks There Kiss Lights Up The Night There Hugs Make Ecrything Bright When They Get Mad They Explode When They Are Happy They Make Everything Glow!
Girls Are Like Phone, We Like To Be Held And Talked To…But If You Press The Wrong Button You’ll Be Disconnected!

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